Thursday, April 23, 2009

Drip Drip Drop There Goes An Errrgasm

Art Haus Makes Me Sweaty

Can I just say, absolutely SMITTEN with this magical boom of musicians serving up self-promotion a la Art School Student film project.

EXIBIT YYY: Brian, Nick, and Karen (we're on a first name basis... seeing as we're Beffers* and all...) aka the Yeah Yeah Yeahs aka God split in three with a dash of cunty have once again grabbed my heart by the cock with a series of 51 second clips entitled SNAKESWEAT. Let's take a look, shall we?




*Beffers (noun): a step up from BFF's. it's all the rage in Europe**!
see also: BFF Midlers, BOOFS
*Europe, Nebraska***
***I'm actually the only person who says it... help me not be alone :(


I feel it is only rightful to pay due to the beloved bedazzled spectacle, Lady Gaga:



Getchyo' Fash' On

Can we just stop and appreciate the impractical majesty of Spring 09 fashion? More importantly THA MOTHA FUCKIN SHOES. CUH-RIST!!! Let's invest a little eye-spy time and really take in the opulence & magnificence of Today's Zapato...

louis-vuitton-spring-2009-shoes
pochantas+dead cow+leftovers from Grandma's jewelery making phase=Louis Vuitton

john-galliano-spring-2009-shoes
John Galliano, brought to you by some fucked up ass feet. can we get a band-aid up herrre?

alexander-mcqueen-spring-2009-shoes
Alexander McQueen, Cher called... she wants her dicks back. Eh? Eh? Anyone... ?

am90_burger
I'm just really hungry and I can go for some medium rare child labor... but who can't? Am I RIIIGHT?!

Slippin On The Onsie...

it's def def my beddie bye time... before I dive into a glass warm milk I feel it's appropriate to leave you a closing nugget of visual content compliments of yours truely:

WOW 031
"come play with us, nigga"

piece.

-The Lone Cosby Sweater